The signs

Road signs in the Philippines are always helpful to add humor to yet another day at the office, especially when you drive past them twice daily. Sadly I have no pictures of a majority of these so no screaming “screen cap or it didn’t happen”. For the record these all exist and are official road signs (no cardboard cutouts). Enjoy!

Strictly No
Drag Racing

You are now entering
a traffic discipline zone.
Obey all traffic regulations

Avoid Accident
Drive Defensively

Driving on the Shoulder
Fine: 500P ($10)

Now entering the Skyway
Strictly No Pedestrians, Trikes,
Bicycles, Animal-drawn Vehicles,
Push-carts, Tanks,
and Dilapidated Vehicles.

Men at Working

Exit Alabang Only This Lane
No Swerving

Death to Drug Dealers