Friday, August 31, 2007

The signs

Road signs in the Philippines are always helpful to add humor to yet another day at the office, especially when you drive past them twice daily. Sadly I have no pictures of a majority of these so no screaming “screen cap or it didn’t happen”. For the record these all exist and are official road signs (no cardboard cutouts). Enjoy!

Strictly No
Drag Racing

You are now entering
a traffic discipline zone.
Obey all traffic regulations

Avoid Accident
Drive Defensively


Driving on the Shoulder
Fine: 500P ($10)

Now entering the Skyway
Strictly No Pedestrians, Trikes,
Bicycles, Animal-drawn Vehicles,
Push-carts, Tanks,
and Dilapidated Vehicles.

Men at Working


Exit Alabang Only This Lane
No Swerving

Death to Drug Dealers

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Boracay

Weekend trips here are usually given a two or three word theme, such as “Local experience”, “malaria epidemic”, or “Do we have to leave?”. Last weekend was our tropical paradise vacation on a southern island called Boracay.

From the hotel balcony.

It all started with a 5am drive to the airport, a short flight south, a trike ride (think of a motorcycle with a sidecar), a quick bamboo ferry ride, and one final trike ride to the hotel. All told the trip took about 4 hours and we were there for breakfast. The island of Boracay is basically two long parallel beaches joined at the ends by short volcanic cliffs. Each beach has a row of shops, restaurants and hotels, which at high tide are about twenty feet from the waves. Vendors selling watches, sunglasses, shells, tattoos, and massages, wander back and forth along the one dimensional town politely offering their wares.

Two hotels on the beach

I went on two dives off the coast over small coral gardens; nothing too challenging but stunningly beautiful none-the-less. If I name every fish we saw I’ll be here all day so I’ll keep it to the highlights. Clownfish in their anemones, it turns out, are just as cute as Pixar depicted. Clownfish also make for great entertainment underwater; fiercely protective of their anemones, they will charge anything that comes near regardless of size. The anemones themselves are velvety soft and a hand placed in the center receives a pleasant massage by the hundreds of tentacles. At one point, I came across a cave of lionfish which reminded me very much of a pride of lions watching over their territory in an underwater savannah.

Lionfish over a reef (picture credit to AMPFD)

My dive guide had a metal baton that he used to signal and to point out interesting sights. At one point he coxed a mantis shrimp to attack the baton; the attack was so fast you could only hear the loud clang and see the dent left in the metal.

Clearly, I have to go again!

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Third trip begins

Well it’s been awhile since the last posting. This is where your typical blogger would insert a decent excuse but I have none nor am I a blogger by any metric.

I’m back in Manila for my third (and hopefully last) stint of the year. The planned stay this time will be about a month, plus or minus a week. Realistically there is a much more complicated description of the length of my stay. It may look something like this.

But enough complaining, back to blogging! Speaking of which, I think it will definitely be hard to come up with daily or even weekly updates. When I landed during my first trip, everything was new and strange; everything was ink worthy. During the second trip I noticed what I had previously missed and wrote about that. Now the strange has become expected and the bizarre has become normal. What does one write about under these circumstances? Work? Gossip? The latest and greatest Filipino movies? I’ll spare you from all three. Instead I plan to escape on the weekends: head for the hills, flee the country, etc. We’ll see what happens.

Obligatory weather report: Apparently there is a typhoon passing through. I haven’t been able to pinpoint where exactly this typhoon is passing, but from the amount of rain fall and wind speed I’ve seen it seems to be passing through in the vicinity of India.